November 13, 2008

Lord Hygiene

Just a quick post because I am at work and I'm supposed to be working (ha!). In any case, I came across this name which had me thinking of feminine wash and visits to the dentist: LORD HYGIENE ______.

I wonder, what could have been in the minds of the parents when they picked this most sanitary of names? Were they thinking, perhaps, of immaculate conception? Could it be that the parents are neat freaks and couldn't stand the idea of germs? Do they believe that cleanliness is next to godliness and decided to combine two concepts in naming their beloved son? And is Lord Hygiene living up to his vaunted name?

Argh! How can I possibly get past my computations when seemingly germ-infested questions are swimming in my head?

5 comments:

Rudy said...

Haha, now this reminds me of an old high school classmate who had the unfortunate distinction of being named EVENFLO, after a brand of feeding bottle for babies, by his parents. Our nickname for the poor guy? Tsupon!

buday said...

Lord Hygiene, meet Alacta Bona.

cherie said...

menchie, an tawag sa akun sa trabaho sterile, hahahaha, may nagdaug pa palan, hahahahahaa!!

Jesusa Arevalo said...

mas daug ko ina intero, "Jesusa Maria Gracia," mwaaaaa....

Kayni said...

speaking of weird names, how about "Talula does the Hula from Hawaii." she's actually having her name changed this year.